stories {{my self}}

My name is Awab Adil
i live in Khartoum north
my father name is Adil Elsir
and my mother name is Salma Sharif
my father is a Doctor
and my mother is a Doctor too
and my brother name is Ahmed Adil
he is in class 7A
and i am in class 2A
and i am a good boy in school
and also my brother he is good in school too
my friend name is Ahmed Magdi
he is a good boy also

some funny jokes

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: Maria.__________________________________________TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?FRANK: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."_________________________________TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.__________________________________________TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. _______________________________________________TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.__________________________________TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."MILLIE: I is...TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."_________________________________TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.______________________________________TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.___________________________________TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher

stories {{The visit from Saint Nicholas}}

It was the night before christmas when all through the house Not a creature was stirring,not even a mouse;The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that saint Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her kerchief,andIin my cap,
Had justsettled our brains for a long winter's nap__
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,Isprang from my bed
to see what was the matter.
Away to the window
I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters
and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast
of the new-fallen snow
Gave a lustre of midday
to objects below;
When what to my wondering
eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh
and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver,
so lively and quick
Iknew in a moment it must be Saint Nick!
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name!
"Now,Dasher! now,Dancer!now,Prancer and Vixen!
On,Comet!on,Cupid! on,Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch,to the top of the wall!
Now dash away,dash away,dash away all!"
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my family {{dad}}

My dad was a {{عقيد}} genral before he married my mum.There wedding was on 1990. I was born after 3 years of there marriage,and after 5 or 6 years my brother {awab} was born.My dad is a pharmasatic doctor,he studied in egypt at the unversity of cairo.he is now a buisness man and i wish for him good luck in every step of his life.

{{be creful my dad is very dangerous}}

alja3lia

The ja3lia are a very famous family in sudan,they are famous with there agree culture and there history in brief.I am a ja3ly from a place called madny in the north of sudan,this place is full of kind,gental e.t.c,people who liked the hobby of learning quran.

{i am very pleased of being one of the members of this family}